thanks...oh and i got my period
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.