she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.