Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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