operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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