I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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