pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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