Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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