im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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