id be glad to
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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