4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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