well most of my day revolves around power hour
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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