Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I love you. Go after that dick
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