I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize
