i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more