I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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