You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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