Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.