This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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