I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..