Got a toothbrush?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome