So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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