that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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