doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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