ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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