Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
