You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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