Christians are straight up FREAKS
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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