yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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