Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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