How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Please don't give away my fajitas
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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