i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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