Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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