Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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