Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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