spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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