I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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