i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She even gives head with a lisp.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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