wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
