You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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