she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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