3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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