READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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