About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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