I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I hate all girls vehemently.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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