He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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