I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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