Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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