i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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