Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it glows. i had to have it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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