What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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