Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Swine flu is the new snow day.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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