school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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