love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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