She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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